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Pope posthumously named Pope of the Year

THE late Pope Francis has been posthumously named as Pope of the Year by Time Magazine.

The newsreader's guide to reporting all this like it's somehow f**king normal

ARE you a newsreader who’s suddenly having to report on the Trump presidency as if it’s not just chaotic bullshit cooked up by a lunatic and his weird tech bro? Here’s how to remain professional.

How to write a triumphant column about Trump that will make you look a dickhead in four years or less

ARE you a journalist? Right-of-centre? Looking to write a gloating column about President Trump that will age very, very badly? Follow these tips.

Massive rise in immigration ‘not of interest’ to right-wingers

A HUGE post-2019 rise in immigration is a minor story the public would not take any interest in, Conservatives and their newspapers have agreed.

Six pathetic little wins for Britain's right-wing newspapers

THE election of a Labour government was a blow for our right-wing press, but they’re comforting themselves with these sad little triumphs.

The six most shameful things in your YouTube history

YOUR YouTube history is a disturbing archive of your most shameful viewing preferences. Here is some of the unedifying content you've watched.

The Cotswolds, and other peculiar masturbatory fantasies of Daily Mail readers

THE Mail has assured its readers the Cotswolds is a hotbed of swinging, like in Jilly Cooper’s Rivals. Hardly not the only thing sexually frustrated Mail readers get off on...

Five obviously terrible behaviours to avoid if you want to be a presenter: A BBC guide

BIZARRELY, BBC presenters are required to observe certain ‘normal’ standards of behaviour these days. Avoid the following if you wish to remain on the payroll.