Media

I RAN a story about my pet hate that may or may not be true and now I might lose everything. What should I do?

HAS anyone else got this restless, unsatisfied feeling, like they were all ready for a public disembowelment and the victim never turned up?

THE BBC has broadcast a special edition of Question Time with an all-Brexiter audience live from the year 2016.

SEX! There, I’ve got your attention. Sex! We’ve all done it. Or had it done to you, if you’re a woman. Some of you have had it done to you by me. Quite a few, in fact.

THE world has thanked the media for keeping them fully up to date with an unpleasant and exploitative countdown.

IN an admittedly unlikely scenario, you might have to shag all the presenters on GB News. So what order would you do them in, and is there any way to minimise the trauma? Let’s find out.

THE internet is infinite but that doesn’t stop the Mail Online being determined to completely fill it with utter bollocks. Like this.

DO you sometimes feel the Guardian’s hard news jars with its endless lifestyle wank? Let’s sample a selection. 

WHAT do you mean, £3,000 for a handbag seems a bit steep? It’s perfectly normal in the world of a Sunday supplement, as are these other items.

VERY few people know what it’s like to look down and see your own genitals in irrevocable ruin. Largely it’s men at war and, after this weekend, me.