Media

THE UK has agreed the 50-year rule of Rupert Murdoch over all aspects of their nation and politics gave so much more than it took.

THE Sun has withdrawn Russell Brand’s Shagger of the Year awards and given them to a less problematic candidate.

A MAN is living in fear of fictional black families in adverts who are abnormally happy about their supermarket purchases.

THE latest accusations against the suspended BBC presenter are shitter than the original, disputed accusations by some magnitude.

I RAN a story about my pet hate that may or may not be true and now I might lose everything. What should I do?

HAS anyone else got this restless, unsatisfied feeling, like they were all ready for a public disembowelment and the victim never turned up?

THE BBC has broadcast a special edition of Question Time with an all-Brexiter audience live from the year 2016.

SEX! There, I’ve got your attention. Sex! We’ve all done it. Or had it done to you, if you’re a woman. Some of you have had it done to you by me. Quite a few, in fact.

THE world has thanked the media for keeping them fully up to date with an unpleasant and exploitative countdown.

IN an admittedly unlikely scenario, you might have to shag all the presenters on GB News. So what order would you do them in, and is there any way to minimise the trauma? Let’s find out.