Media

THE nation’s advertisers have performed their customary about-turn from encouraging over-consumption of all kinds to calling you a fat twat.

TEENAGERS who are faking Osama Bin Laden fandom on social media sincerely hope their elders have not noticed and are not incandescent with rage.

GEN-Z has confirmed that the reason they do not want to see sex scenes in TV shows is because they have been watching hardcore porn for years already.

OFCOM says GB News breached impartiality rules, but it’s hard to believe that was their only finding after watching hours of unadulterated shit. Here are their actual comments.

LIKE Judas, GB News betrayed me. But still I spread the word of Jesus, who was surprisingly pro-Brexit and anti-woke. Here’s how to properly understand his teachings.

I’M Laurence Fox, he’s Dan Wootton, and our suspension from GB News surely means we’ve come to the end of our ride on the right-wing rollercoaster of hate.

THE UK has agreed the 50-year rule of Rupert Murdoch over all aspects of their nation and politics gave so much more than it took.

THE Sun has withdrawn Russell Brand’s Shagger of the Year awards and given them to a less problematic candidate.

A MAN is living in fear of fictional black families in adverts who are abnormally happy about their supermarket purchases.

THE latest accusations against the suspended BBC presenter are shitter than the original, disputed accusations by some magnitude.