Media

LIVERPOOL is an entirely fictional city, Rupert Murdoch has insisted.

EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.

THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.

A DIRE local newspaper claims to be a vital and much-loved part of the local community, it has emerged.

A 24-YEAR-OLD estate agent has announced that he will be spending tonight reading this month’s GQ magazine for the third time.

SCHEMING childless women have had their home-wrecking plans ruined by The Daily Mail.

BRITAIN’S offices have ground to a halt after workers discovered a live video feed of a discarded crisp packet lying in a street.

A 78-YEAR-OLD Telegraph reader has demanded it prints a story about how a gallery cleaner swept up some modern art because it looked like rubbish.

THE Christmas Radio Times has been bought and its cover immediately removed in accordance with Yuletide tradition.

THE Daily Mail has launched an appeal to restore flood-damaged houses to their former market value.