Media

A MAN has been forced to 'like' an unfunny comment left on his Facebook page out of years of friendship.

THE DAILY Mail is scurrying around like a spider trying to get up society's trouser leg, it has emerged.

THE London Evening Standard will feature an indispensable weekly guide to crazy parties where all kinds of stuff goes on.

THE UK media are actively seeking  a new braying, right wing idiot to feature over-prominently in news and current affairs programmes.

THE Guardian has published a guide to cooking quick, but delicious crystal meth for a casual Friday night get-together.

THE BBC is to intensify its war on Scotland by giving Europe’s unhealthiest population more television to watch.

EVEN funny stories about a fat man eating a pie now end in the ruination of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN’S judiciary is threatening the ancient constitutional position of tabloid newspapers, experts have claimed.

A POPULAR Tinder user has shared advice on being a predictable bellend who just says things other people want to hear.

A MAN is worried that everyone in his social circle has had an article in the Guardian except him.