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THE new editor of British Vogue intends to make it the number one magazine for air rifles and carp fishing, he has announced.

IF FAKE news is going to be spread anyway it should be about lovely, happy, fluffy things, researchers have proved.

A CHRISTMAS tree in the Daily Mail newsroom has died within 45 minutes of its arrival.

THE Daily Mail has published the names of all 3,363 Sleaford Labour voters as part of its ongoing catalogue of enemies of the people.

A WOMAN offered the chance to support the Guardian for 'less than the price of a weekly coffee' has chosen the coffee.

PEOPLE who cannot wait for big shops' new Christmas TV adverts have been told about books, films and art.

THE Daily Mail is giving every reader a free ‘giant map of Britain’ to help them hunt down local traitors.

A PICTURE involving a basket has received a coveted award for uninspired kitten photography.

A NICE older couple inexplicably read the Daily Mail, it has emerged.

WEBSITES and blogs about baby bullshit are weirdly obsessed with the word ‘mama’, it has been claimed.