Media

MOTHERS across Britain have thanked the Daily Mail for always pointing out that they are doing every single fucking thing wrong.

THE Guardian has decided women are like a big sports team who all women are massive fans of.

TOMMY Robinson, an 'activist' and 'campaigner' has attacked the press for silencing him, every media outlet has confirmed.

THE UK’s primary source of information after Brexit will be page 555 on Ceefax.

PENSIONERS are dreading John Humphrys’ retirement from Radio 4 as he is bound to make a pest of himself at the local Darby and Joan.

THE Daily Mail’s outdated coverage of women is causing readers to suspect some of them may be witches.

A PENSIONER with strong but largely misinformed views about Brexit is to be interviewed by the media yet again, for some reason.

CHANNEL 4 staff have begun an urgent investigation into where and what 'Leeds' is.

ARE you thinking about writing to the Guardian with a sexual problem but are worried it’s not middle-class enough? Read our guide.

A BRAVE mother-of-two fought off handbag thieves by describing her blog about the trials and tribulations of being a mum.