Media

PENSIONERS are dreading John Humphrys’ retirement from Radio 4 as he is bound to make a pest of himself at the local Darby and Joan.

THE Daily Mail’s outdated coverage of women is causing readers to suspect some of them may be witches.

A PENSIONER with strong but largely misinformed views about Brexit is to be interviewed by the media yet again, for some reason.

CHANNEL 4 staff have begun an urgent investigation into where and what 'Leeds' is.

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A BRAVE mother-of-two fought off handbag thieves by describing her blog about the trials and tribulations of being a mum.

READERS of the Telegraph have confirmed they want more anti-Muslim propaganda and a free pair of gardening gloves.

WITH BBC pay in the news again, many of us have asked 'How can I get paid millions for saying inane things to a camera too?'

A WOMAN whose favourite television programmes include Hollyoaks and Love Island has claimed she only watches trashy shows for ‘research purposes’.

BUYER WANTED for 29-year-old TV news channel, never watched, pristine condition.