Media
The BBC is to launch a diversity initiative that will see it employ people from a broader range of middle-class backgrounds.
YOU may browse it online now and then to see what the liberal elite think, but to truly be a Guardian reader you need to live the Guardian lifestyle.
ARE you unsure how to jump into commenting in the bearpit of vicious invective that is the Daily Mail’s website?
A MAN is worried he is not properly engaging with the ‘crisis of masculinity’ he read about in the Guardian.
EXPERTS have predicted that the British media will be able to cover subjects other than Brexit by approximately the middle of the 21st century.
A GRANDMOTHER is concerned that all the Brexit nonsense constantly on the news might overshadow the birth of a new Royal baby.
MOTHERS across Britain have thanked the Daily Mail for always pointing out that they are doing every single fucking thing wrong.
THE Guardian has decided women are like a big sports team who all women are massive fans of.
TOMMY Robinson, an 'activist' and 'campaigner' has attacked the press for silencing him, every media outlet has confirmed.
THE UK’s primary source of information after Brexit will be page 555 on Ceefax.