Media

A LOCAL cafe has a copy of today’s Guardian that will remain forever untouched by human hands.

BRITAIN is almost at the stage where it could imagine feeling pity instead of visceral loathing for Kelvin McKenzie.

THE Daily Mail and the Guardian have discovered that they share a biological father.

A 29-YEAR-OLD British man has filed for an injunction requiring the media to report that he has previously enjoyed an extremely successful threesome.

THE UK is celebrating in the streets after the BBC’s evil reign over internet recipes has been ended. 

THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.

LIVERPOOL is an entirely fictional city, Rupert Murdoch has insisted.

EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.

THE UK has been deeply insulted by today's 'media pranks'.

A DIRE local newspaper claims to be a vital and much-loved part of the local community, it has emerged.