Media

SOME knobheads have strongly objected to some bullshit, it has emerged.

A GUARDIAN reader is torn between giving £5 a month to send clothes to Syrian children or a similar amount to ensure she can continue to read the thoughts of Deborah Orr.

BBC presenters commentating on Olympic events are making it all up, it has been confirmed.

THE Guardian website has a larger readership of argumentative right-wing arseholes than middle-class bedwetters, it has emerged.

A LOCAL cafe has a copy of today’s Guardian that will remain forever untouched by human hands.

BRITAIN is almost at the stage where it could imagine feeling pity instead of visceral loathing for Kelvin McKenzie.

THE Daily Mail and the Guardian have discovered that they share a biological father.

A 29-YEAR-OLD British man has filed for an injunction requiring the media to report that he has previously enjoyed an extremely successful threesome.

THE UK is celebrating in the streets after the BBC’s evil reign over internet recipes has been ended. 

THE BBC has told the Conservative Party to get over that time they dated back in 1996.