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A WOMAN just back from Majorca has confirmed she will spend the remainder of the year going on about it to everyone.

ARE you a man with the misfortune to be born with a kind face and an enduring love of your mum? Here's how to develop some edge.

BORING, smug twats might not be your ideal choice as friends, but here are six it's worth chumming up to purely for what you can get out of them.

YOU may be tempted to sleep, watch films, or have sex while enjoying your last baby-free weeks. Don’t. Instead, ease yourself into a life of tiredness and stress by doing these things.  

THERE seems to be a switch that is flipped in the minds of many men once they hit middle age that causes them to fixate on certain household chores. Like these:

A FAMILY unable to find anyone to look after their pet rabbit are reluctantly taking it for ten days in Snowdonia.

RAISING a child is packed with significant moments which nobody except the parents gives a shit about. Here are the milestones you'll idly scroll past on social media.

THE inhabitants of Bristol have been politely reminded that their city isn't the magical progressive utopia they think it is.

HAVE you recently moved to the UK's glorious capital? Expect to go through every one of these harrowing experiences.

WHEN you have children, it does not take long for your once-tidy house to become chock-full of stuff. Do you recognise these bits of crap that are bloody everywhere?