Lifestyle

Check-in 10pm, check-out 4am and other unreasonable rules of your holiday accommodation

FINDING a holiday home these days is a massive faff, involving more inconvenient rules than ever, like these...

Middle-class family still in wetsuits two weeks after holiday

A MIDDLE-CLASS family who returned from Cornwall a fortnight ago are still all wearing wetsuits, friends have confirmed.

Arsehole to spend rest of 2021 boasting that she went abroad

A WOMAN just back from Majorca has confirmed she will spend the remainder of the year going on about it to everyone.

Sleeve tattoos and other ways for soft lads to look a bit hard

ARE you a man with the misfortune to be born with a kind face and an enduring love of your mum? Here's how to develop some edge.

Six arsehole types still worth putting up with as friends

BORING, smug twats might not be your ideal choice as friends, but here are six it's worth chumming up to purely for what you can get out of them.

17 activities that will genuinely prepare you for having a baby

YOU may be tempted to sleep, watch films, or have sex while enjoying your last baby-free weeks. Don’t. Instead, ease yourself into a life of tiredness and stress by doing these things.  

Recycling and other tasks middle aged men somehow become obsessed with

THERE seems to be a switch that is flipped in the minds of many men once they hit middle age that causes them to fixate on certain household chores. Like these:

Family forced to take bloody rabbit on holiday

A FAMILY unable to find anyone to look after their pet rabbit are reluctantly taking it for ten days in Snowdonia.

The dull as f**k milestones every parent shares on social media

RAISING a child is packed with significant moments which nobody except the parents gives a shit about. Here are the milestones you'll idly scroll past on social media.

Bristol not all that, Bristolians told

THE inhabitants of Bristol have been politely reminded that their city isn't the magical progressive utopia they think it is.