Lifestyle

HAVE you recently moved to the UK's glorious capital? Expect to go through every one of these harrowing experiences.

WHEN you have children, it does not take long for your once-tidy house to become chock-full of stuff. Do you recognise these bits of crap that are bloody everywhere?

HAVE you just become friends with another woman? Worried that she might be a psychopath? Here are the five warning signs that you should look out for.

SECONDARY school is a heady mix of hormones, hairspray and double maths. Here's a guide to ‘dating’ in your pre-GCSE days.

IT’S a week until payday and in a delicate balancing act of restraint and thrift you’ve got cash left. Then this happens.

FLAT hunters, your search is over. For just a large percentage of your salary – not including bills, council tax, or furniture – my flat could be yours. Take the tour:

TRAINERS are the new fine art, and like most fine art they’re f**king ugly. Here’s how to invest in shit-looking footwear that will appreciate in value.

DESPITE rarely wearing a hat previously, 32-year-old Jordan Gardner has taken to wearing one on all occasions. But is it a style choice or is he hiding baldness?

THANKS to Covid, even Britain’s least desirable tourist towns are totally booked up. Where could you go instead?

CHILDREN play for an average of 3.3 minutes in paddling pools that their parents spent all morning filling up, it has emerged.