Lifestyle

GOING on holiday with your new-found freedom? Here’s how to have a bloody good row with your partner, as is traditional.

GOT A car? Sure you do, and it’s broadcasting to everyone what stage of life you’re at with alarming accuracy. Here are the six cars of your life.

YOUR delicate flower has gifts that money can’t buy, but getting those talents to blossom carries a hefty price tag.

A WOMAN who has been calling her upcoming maternity leave a 'year off' will soon be forced to face reality, friends have confirmed.

MIDDLE aged men are designed for sitting down. These are the only times when breaking into a run is acceptable:

DO your in-laws think you’re too common for their beloved offspring? Here are some subtle ways they’ll let you know.

A MAN who has donned shorts for the summer months has been reminded how much urine spashes back from urinals and toilets.

A COUPLE expecting their first child have discovered every potential baby name has been ruined by some freaky bastard one of them has met.

A CAT that spends 18 hours a day asleep on an armchair is in no need of an additional eight lives, observers have confirmed.

A woman who has been wearing a bra for 17 years still has absolutely no idea what size she is.