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YOU cannot sell a fragrance by saying it smells good. You sell a brand, a concept, a feeling, which means pretentious bollocks and famous people.

WANT to have a 'sophisticated' and therefore utterly joyless middle-class Christmas? Try these tips.

YOUR true love has gone a bit over the top this Christmas with a parade of frankly f**ked-up gifts. What to do with them?

ALL posh twats wear brightly-coloured trousers. But the colour of the posh twat trousers your posh twat is wearing show you just what type of posh twat he is.

A MAN lacking all toxic, stereotypically male attributes would not mind having just a hint of them, he has admitted.

THROUGHOUT December parents are tasked with moving a sodding elf doll to new locations. Here are five places it always strangely ends up.

YOU'VE befriended a couple who seem slightly too nice. Here’s how to tell if they’re planning to invite you for a threesome.

SPELLING their name in a bizarre way may mask the fact that someone is not that interesting, or it may not. Do you know one of these people?

POST-BREXIT rules could spell the end of French exchange trips for British schoolchildren. Leave voter Wayne Hayes explains why keeping your kids away from the French is for the best.

A MAN is intentionally ruining his day in order to treat himself to takeaway food and booze this evening.