Lifestyle

THE line between being a noble working-class grafter and a footsoldier for right-wing extremism is a thin one. Which side of it are you on?

THE father of a 26-year-old man has admitted his son's sex life has not lived up to the high hopes he had for it.

THE sound of your own voice being played back is the sound of your illusions being torn away and realising you sound a twat. Let's break down why.

A SWEET pensioner's favourite hobby is to visit her local park and throw food to its diseased pests.

MAKING a good cup of tea is a fine art, which means there are lots of ways it can go wrong. Create the worst brew possible with these tips.

A PAIR of pristine white jeans have lasted just quarter of an hour on a night out before getting disgustingly dirty.

A MAN is dismayed that hair is sprouting from every orifice and inch of his body except the one place he wants it to.

MILK. Four pints of green-capped, semi-skimmed, bog-standard milk, so no need for a shopping list. Except here’s what you left with instead.

SOME people – usually second or, laughably, third or fourth children – challenge the supremacy of the first-born. Let’s lay this to rest.

A FATHER has remained silent during his daughter’s story of a new purchase before ominously asking how much she paid for it.