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Couple regret hot tub and regret f**king in hot tub

A COUPLE have admitted they regret buying their hot tub and regret shagging in full view of their neighbours in their hot tub.

The pints cost £2.90 and other upsides to living in a shit town

LIVE in one of the worst places in the country and people regularly take the piss? Here are five legitimate reasons it’s good to live somewhere absolutely shit.

The five worst times to have an erection

OUTSIDE a very limited set of circumstances, becoming randomly aroused is a catastrophe for a man. Here’s when to dread it happening.

Women in their 40s twenty years older than men in their 40s

WOMEN of 40 or over are more than two decades older than men of 40 and over, the media has confirmed.

Hardworking, salt-of-the-earth family man or unhinged white van warrior?

THE line between being a noble working-class grafter and a footsoldier for right-wing extremism is a thin one. Which side of it are you on?

Father disappointed with son's sex life

THE father of a 26-year-old man has admitted his son's sex life has not lived up to the high hopes he had for it.

The five things you hate about your voice when you hear it recorded

THE sound of your own voice being played back is the sound of your illusions being torn away and realising you sound a twat. Let's break down why.

Lovely old lady likes to go to the park and feed vermin

A SWEET pensioner's favourite hobby is to visit her local park and throw food to its diseased pests.

The teabag should be used sparingly: how to make the worst brew possible

MAKING a good cup of tea is a fine art, which means there are lots of ways it can go wrong. Create the worst brew possible with these tips.

White jeans on night out f***ed up after 15 minutes

A PAIR of pristine white jeans have lasted just quarter of an hour on a night out before getting disgustingly dirty.