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OFTEN find yourself pondering how you would best a bear if it came to it? Guinness enthusiast Bill McKay explains how to kill any animal with your bare hands.

A MAN who met up with a friend he hadn’t seen for two decades was disappointed to find he is still an utter dickhead.

YOU’VE got a big night out planned and you’re heading to the door – but wait. Do your shoes render you completely unable to walk? Use our checklist.

IF you lived through the 90s you risked your life on a daily basis without even realising it. Here's what you miraculously survived.

HAVE you got certain friends with too much time on their hands who are determined to waste yours? Here are some who’ll constantly be in touch - when it’s convenient for them.

JUGGLING a career, kids and useless partner is tricky for mums before thermonuclear oblivion’s added to the mix! Mumsnet regular Joanna Kramer gives her tips.

HAVE you ever visited someone’s house and thought 'What the f**k is happening?' Here’s a walkthrough of the most alien home imaginable.

AN 18-year-old boy is celebrating being the only twat in his year spoilt enough to be given a brand new car for his birthday.

IN a bathroom? Not sure if it belongs to a single man? Take this quiz and find out.

REALISED you're drinking in a rough pub? Cross your fingers that none of these unfortunate events happen.