Lifestyle

ARE you actually set to arrive on time for once in your life? Here’s how to f**k yourself over just before you cross the finish line.

IT’S your friend’s birthday, and the least you can do is post them a card. Here’s how that one simple action will take over your life for a fortnight.

INVITE received. Thanks for forcing me to be near-naked with pricks from the school run at your child's swimming pool birthday party.

A WOMAN who does not take herself seriously will go to any lengths to prove how totally chill she is.

HAS your youth disappeared into life's rear view mirror? This is how you squandered your prime.

STAYING at someone's house and want to make the experience hell for them? Here's how.

A COUPLE have admitted they regret buying their hot tub and regret shagging in full view of their neighbours in their hot tub.

LIVE in one of the worst places in the country and people regularly take the piss? Here are five legitimate reasons it’s good to live somewhere absolutely shit.

OUTSIDE a very limited set of circumstances, becoming randomly aroused is a catastrophe for a man. Here’s when to dread it happening.

WOMEN of 40 or over are more than two decades older than men of 40 and over, the media has confirmed.