Lifestyle

A WOMAN’S decision to attend a house party has provided watertight evidence as to why she should only ever drink alone.

INSECURE about your masculinity? Start saying these phrases to sound like a proper blokey geezer.

DESPITE growing up, owning a home and starting a family, nothing gives men greater joy than certain types of utterly stupid shit. Here are just five examples.

STEALING is wrong. That said, here are five things you, and absolutely everyone else, stole at some point while you were growing up.

THINK you’re going to make some lovely, organic pesto from that wild garlic you foraged? You won’t, because it will have the added ingredient of dog urine. Here are some other reasons:

DO you sometimes wish you could resort to violence? Sadly, the option’s unavailable for those not hard in any way. Here’s the reality.

CRAVING that simple, natural, no make-up look? Let beauty expert Carolyn Ryan guide you through with this straightforward 24-step guide.

CONCERNED that not everyone in the UK knows about your high income? Why not kick up a massive fuss about it?

ARE your annoying children endlessly pestering you for a pet? Here are five options in order of how soon they’ll croak.

A COUPLE have sworn that their newborn baby will not change their cool, fun, and completely out of touch with reality personalities.