Lifestyle

BEWILDERED by all those bottles your partner keeps in the bathroom? Learn what they are with this guide for men.

EVERYTHING costs more but you're bored. How will rampant inflation bugger up your attempt to enjoy a typical weekend?

A MALE motorist feels the journey durations calculated by his satnav are a personal challenge he must beat to prove his manhood.

DO you want to experience the joie de vivre that comes with unnecessarily using French words in everyday conversation? Pretentious wanker Julian Cook shares his tips.

DO you think it’s fine to be a dick so long as you get your precious week in Malaga? Here mum-of-two Donna Sheridan explains how to behave like a f**king animal at the airport and beyond.

EVERYONE loves an airy morning at the farmers’ market blowing a week’s wages on two items. But what the f**k have these got to do with farms?

A WOMAN’S decision to attend a house party has provided watertight evidence as to why she should only ever drink alone.

INSECURE about your masculinity? Start saying these phrases to sound like a proper blokey geezer.

DESPITE growing up, owning a home and starting a family, nothing gives men greater joy than certain types of utterly stupid shit. Here are just five examples.

STEALING is wrong. That said, here are five things you, and absolutely everyone else, stole at some point while you were growing up.