Lifestyle

Are your shoes completely unsuitable for a night out? A checklist for women

YOU’VE got a big night out planned and you’re heading to the door – but wait. Do your shoes render you completely unable to walk? Use our checklist.

Smoking indoors, never getting your five-a-day and other terrible health risks you took in the 90s

IF you lived through the 90s you risked your life on a daily basis without even realising it. Here's what you miraculously survived.

Six friends who are massive time vampires

HAVE you got certain friends with too much time on their hands who are determined to waste yours? Here are some who’ll constantly be in touch - when it’s convenient for them.

The Mumsnet guide to nuclear armageddon

JUGGLING a career, kids and useless partner is tricky for mums before thermonuclear oblivion’s added to the mix! Mumsnet regular Joanna Kramer gives her tips.

No lock on the bathroom door, and other f**ked-up shit happening in other people's houses right now

HAVE you ever visited someone’s house and thought 'What the f**k is happening?' Here’s a walkthrough of the most alien home imaginable.

18-year-old twat gets car for birthday

AN 18-year-old boy is celebrating being the only twat in his year spoilt enough to be given a brand new car for his birthday.

Are you in a single man's bathroom? Take our quiz

IN a bathroom? Not sure if it belongs to a single man? Take this quiz and find out.

A lock-in and other things you don't want to experience in a rough pub

REALISED you're drinking in a rough pub? Cross your fingers that none of these unfortunate events happen.

Parents announce f**k you, they're getting a campervan

YOUR retired parents have announced they are not keeping their savings for you to inherit but are blowing the lot on a campervan.

How to survive a journey on a crappy old two-carriage train

SO you’ve arrived at the station only to discover you’re travelling on a two-carriage rattler. Read these tips to make it through a journey that’s inevitably going to be awful.