Lifestyle

PAYING £100 to fill up your car should be a wake-up call to politicians. You’re alienating key voters like me who don’t give a shit about hardship so long as it happens to other people.

BREXIT is such an endless black hole of misery that it has even managed to make MDMA less fun, research has revealed.

YOU swore you’d never do it, but there comes a point in life where moving back to the shithole where you spent your childhood seems a good idea. Here’s why you should resist.

NORMAL people stuff official-looking envelopes out of sight, but some freaks immediately face the contents of their post. Take our quiz to find out which you are. 

BOOKED a fancy festival? Convinced you’re the party animal of 20 years ago even though you’re sipping a Singapore sling in the poetry tent?

GOING to a Jubilee street party today? Here’s how to make sure it’s the perfect mix of patriotism and slagging off your neighbours.

A WOMAN carefully plans every car journey she makes around not having to do any right-hand turns.

SOME weddings are simple affairs where all that matters is love. Others are clearly a big distraction from the inevitable break-up. Like these.

READY for a relaxing evening? Nice try. Here are five things your kid has remembered they need for school in the morning.

A YOUNG woman has chosen eating crisps as the main way she will be enjoying this year’s supposed 'hot girl summer'.