How to get that low-effort, barely-there make-up look in 24 easy steps

CRAVING that simple, natural, no make-up look? Let beauty expert Carolyn Ryan guide you through with this straightforward 24-step guide. 

1.     Look at yourself in the mirror. Note your flaws.

2.     Remember the mantra – ‘You are naturally beautiful. You would just look more naturally beautiful with a few cosmetic enhancements.’

3.     Start with a clean slate by applying an oil-based cleanser.

4.     Double-cleanse by repeating the first step with a second, more rigorous cleanser. The more it burns, the better.

5.     Triple-cleanse with a gentle soy cleanser, to undo the damage of the second one.

6.     Exfoliate the T-zone with an all-natural, homemade sugar scrub, purchasable at any luxury beauty outlet.

7.     Apply a toning mist to the face, neck and chest to bring your skin back to its natural pH level.

8.     Get your make-up bag, filled to the brim with high-quality basics. There’s list of products I personally recommend in a paid collaboration with the manufacturers on my Instagram.

9.     Apply a pea-sized amount of primer to all areas of the face except the delicate under-eye area.

10.  Apply under-eye primer to the delicate under-eye area.

11.  Curl your lashes with a tool that kind of looks like forceps, if you think about it. But don’t think about it.

12.  Plump your unnaturally thin lips with a plumping lip mask, to give them a naturally plumped look.

13.  Pluck your eyebrow hairs.

14.  Draw back in the eyebrow hairs that you plucked with an eyebrow pencil.

15.  Line your eyes with a dark brown kohl. A true black will look like you’re wearing eyeliner, which is the last thing we want.

16.  Apply mascara – enough to make your eyes pop but not so much that it looks like you have a spider beneath each eyelid.

17.  Apply a light coverage foundation. Ensure that it matches your skin colour exactly but covers every inch of your bare skin.

18.  Cover any areas where your skin is wrinkled, blemished or otherwise horrible with a layer of heavy-duty concealer.

19.  Apply powder to set the foundation and concealer in place. Remember not to sweat after this point. If you sweat any of it off during the day all your work will have been for nothing.

20.   Apply a setting spray to set the powder in place on top of the foundation and concealer.

21.  Apply a coat of lipstick. The colour should be close enough to your natural lip colour that no-one suspects you’re wearing any, while the texture should be as reflective as polished steel.

22.  Dab away the lipstick with a tissue, because you probably applied too much. Remember this is a barely-there look.

23.  Admire yourself in the mirror. Don’t you look like you’re not wearing all that make-up you spent a lot of money on?

24.  Enjoy your new life as the kind of person women envy and men respect.

Will Smith moved to his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

AFTER getting in one little fight, Will Smith’s mum got scared and moved him to his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, it has been confirmed.

In a case of art imitating life, the West Philadelphia born-and-raised actor has been forcibly relocated after a single high-profile incident where he slapped comedian Chris Rock across the face at last night’s Oscars ceremony.

A Hollywood insider said: “I’m as shocked as everyone else. Will was in the audience chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool. Then before you know it he’s physically assaulting someone in front of the whole world.

“Then he accepted the Oscar and hopefully accepted that his entire career is over at the same time because as soon as it finished he was whisked away.

“He was flown out first class, where of course he’ll be able to sip orange juice out of a champagne glass. This is what the people of Bel-Air are living like so we think Will will be alright.

“After pulling up to a house about seven or eight and informing the cabbie that his body odour was uncongenial, he met the family he will be spending most of his days in opulence with.

“Two spoilt, unacquainted-with-reality kids, his wife and a wise, refined butler. It won’t be hilarious but it will be mildly diverting on BBC2 at 6pm.

“Although to be fair an alopecia gag about someone’s wife referencing a largely forgotten film from 25 years ago is both shit and out of order.”