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A WOMAN has bought a funky, brightly coloured coat that she is too embarrassed to step outside in.

THE British suburbs may seem a sexless desert of women in gardening kneepads and men washing cars, but they are actually red-hot pits of depravity. These are the signs.

SOME moments are so embarrassing that the memory of them pops up on shuffle every few days. Here are some low points in your life you'll be made to relive.

TEENAGERS today are at it like rabbits, I reckon. I’m Martin Bishop, I’m 44, and I’m shocked by my own speculations about how sex education is now.

A WOMAN has promised to be in her perfect bra size as soon as she is cool with a shop assistant prodding and lifting her boobs.

THE majority of next year will be spent vacantly staring at nothing and daydreaming about shagging, scientists have confirmed.

2022 is finally here, so it’s time to start being kind to yourself and learn to love who you are. Here are six pieces of advice guaranteed to backfire.

CRACKERS add some levity to Christmas meals, until your pet swallows these toys and you have to pay a fortune for surgery.

WERE you an angel on high, a king in finery, a mute shepherd or livestock? Here’s how your nativity role predicted your future.

AS an adult you know that family and friends are the true meaning of Christmas. But you’re still mentally scarred by never receiving these gifts.