Lifestyle

A BARBER has photos of outdated fades and awful styles in its window to attract customers.

PHOTOS of you from the past make everyone laugh because you look like a total idiot, it has been confirmed.

MUCH of daily life was invented as a bit of a joke and somehow we've bought it. Take these examples.

IF asked to recite the Live & Kicking phone-in number on pain of death, you’d blurt out ‘0181 811 8181’ in a second. Here are the utterly useless things you can easily recall.

HOLIDAYING abroad is a bewildering experience for patriotic Brits. Here dyed-in-the-wool xenophobe Roy Hobbs explains the bollocks you'll have to put up with from the weird locals.

HOLIDAYS are a time of rest, relaxation, and taking the same tedious photos as everyone else. Such as these.

INFLATION and the cost of living crisis means yet another staycation. Well-heeled couple the Muirs explain how to survive without a fortnight in Tuscany.

ONLY the most annoying people you know are in the position to buy a second home abroad, it has been confirmed.

THE summer’s here, clothes are skimpy, nobody’s around, you’ve initiated sex and wish you hadn’t. Here’s how to finish.

GETTING pissed and vomiting in the gutter not a bad enough way to end a night out? Try these grim situations instead.