Lifestyle

EASTER holidays making mornings a distant memory for your torpid teenager? Try these ways of raising them from their pit.

GOT grand plans about how you will spend the evening? Forget them. This is what you'll be doing instead.

FAN of a Premier League giant? If so then you need to be very annoying about it in these specific ways.

WANT to spend your Easter weekend dragging the kids round underwhelming activities while getting ripped off? Go to these places.

SOME middle class friends have invited you round for dinner and naturally you want to make a good impression. Try not to f**k it up with the following conversations.

IT'S great to have something exciting and enjoyable to look forward to. Unless it’s one of those much-anticipated events that end up being a huge letdown. Such as:

LIVING with a flatmate who goes at it day and night? Here’s how to cope with the annoyance and envy of them constantly getting some.

A MAN has heaved a sigh of relief after an expert was called to fix a problem which was slightly too difficult for him to attempt himself.

WE might ignore each other on trains, but we will cheer with wild abandon when a stranger drops a glass. Here are some of the weird things Brits love to do.

LIFE is full of big moments that deserve recognition. Then there are these non-events which people weirdly expect you to celebrate.