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A MAN has heaved a sigh of relief after an expert was called to fix a problem which was slightly too difficult for him to attempt himself.

WE might ignore each other on trains, but we will cheer with wild abandon when a stranger drops a glass. Here are some of the weird things Brits love to do.

LIFE is full of big moments that deserve recognition. Then there are these non-events which people weirdly expect you to celebrate.

BEWILDERED by all those bottles your partner keeps in the bathroom? Learn what they are with this guide for men.

EVERYTHING costs more but you're bored. How will rampant inflation bugger up your attempt to enjoy a typical weekend?

A MALE motorist feels the journey durations calculated by his satnav are a personal challenge he must beat to prove his manhood.

DO you want to experience the joie de vivre that comes with unnecessarily using French words in everyday conversation? Pretentious wanker Julian Cook shares his tips.

DO you think it’s fine to be a dick so long as you get your precious week in Malaga? Here mum-of-two Donna Sheridan explains how to behave like a f**king animal at the airport and beyond.

EVERYONE loves an airy morning at the farmers’ market blowing a week’s wages on two items. But what the f**k have these got to do with farms?

A WOMAN’S decision to attend a house party has provided watertight evidence as to why she should only ever drink alone.