International

A COACH packed with British children has arrived in Calais, where they are being right little bastards.

MILLIONS of Britons are surprised at how few seven-year-old refugees have journeyed alone across the whole of Europe.

THE undead have pledged their support for Donald Trump in the US presidential election.

ITALY has bowed to the superior knowledge of Britons and admitted its signature meat sauce should be pronounced ‘bo-log-nays’.

DISHONEST EU leaders have been attacked for telling Britain that it is going to get exactly what it wanted.

HILLARY Clinton remained on course for the White House despite an unconvincing debate victory over a crazed baboon.

BRITAIN has said it will catch up with the latest Trump news after some strong stimulants.

NIGEL Farage is to rescue Donald Trump’s campaign by training the Republican candidate in the art of seduction.

WOMEN voters in the US have admitted that Donald Trump has really let them down.

AMERICA’S presidential candidates have clashed on live television - but who won the debate?