THE Japanese prime minister has confirmed that Donald Trump has seen a film about ninjas and remembers much of it.
Shinzo Abe, who met the president-elect at Trump Tower, was assured that all trade agreements between Japan and the US will be ‘great’ before the meeting focused on the ‘ninja film’.
Abe said: “Mr Trump watched the film on LaserDisc at some time in the 1990s, and enjoyed it, even though it was subtitled.
“The plot apparently revolved around a ninja whose family had been killed by an evil lord and had vowed to take revenge, which unfortunately did not narrow it down.
“At one point he put his swords through the heads of two of the bad ninjas at once and used them as leverage to swing around and kill a third ninja. This was acted out.
“Mr Trump enjoyed the film so much that he bought himself a solid gold shuriken, which he asked his daughter Ivanka to find. She was not able to locate it, but Mr Trump assured me it definitely exists.”
Abe added: “The meeting was very successful. I now know exactly what I am dealing with.”
