International

A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.

NIGEL Farage has told an audience of Trump supporters that the power to completely devastate the nation they live in is in their hands.

BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.

CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.

TONIGHT’S 2016 Olympic Games opening ceremony in Rio is widely expected not to be as good as the British one all about us.

A WELSH family who scooped a massive lottery win decided to buy their country of birth, they have revealed.

AFTER claiming the US election is rigged, Donald Trump has given a lengthy slideshow presentation about UFOs and lizard aliens.

HILLARY Clinton should have smiled more during her speech, according to a man who may now vote for a demented orange clown instead.

ENGLISH people who keep taking the piss out of Scotland are also baffled as to why the country might want independence.

FRANCE hates foreigners and thinks it is better than neighbouring countries, it has been claimed.