International

REFUGEES from Syria have been asked to just drive their boats in a circle until Europe decides what to do with them.

THE prime minister has announced financial incentives for any UK business which commits to airstrikes in Syria. 

SYRIANS are having a typical Monday, it has been confirmed.

PARIS is just amazing and if you have not been there you should definitely go, it has been confirmed.

PRESIDENT Xi Jinping’s friendship with David Cameron has led to a surge in Chinese demand for our public school idiots.

BONO has taken power in Myanmar following three decades of tireless campaigning.

A THAI hipster has opened a cafe in Bangkok selling authentic British ‘street food’, it has emerged.

GUANTANAMO Bay prisoner Shaker Aamer has completely changed his mind about Western governments after being held without charge for 13 years.

Where were these Middle East policy experts telling me that military action was a terrible idea back in 2003?

NORTHERN hemisphere patriots are undergoing a bout of soul-searching following their half of the planet’s poor rugby performance.