International

A PASSENGER on a Jeddah-London flight has explained that while laptops may be banned he has a MacBook, which is different.

GCHQ HAS confirmed that Donald Trump’s private communications are nothing but the same meaningless bollocks he says in public.

THERESA May is betting the future of the UK on a gigantic wild guess about how Scottish people react to things.

THERESA May has told Scotland that if they just gave the Brexit a proper try they would absolutely love it.

A MAN whose BBC interview was interrupted by a family has admitted breaking into their house to use their broadband.

BRITAIN has briefly noticed Northern Ireland before returning its attention to other things.

DONALD Trump has claimed Barack Obama has been stalking him for the last three decades.

AMERICA fears it may just be a matter of time before President Trump discovers the emoji keyboard on his phone.

PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton in a parallel timeline is facing impeachment and criminal charges for wearing ugly shoes.

THE President of the United States has managed to get through an entire speech without saying anything explicitly dangerous or obviously insane.