International

BRITAIN has realised there is an obvious upside to making Nigel Farage ambassador to the US.

THE Japanese prime minister has confirmed that Donald Trump has seen a film about ninjas and remembers much of it.

THE woman who failed to stop the world’s largest military power falling to a rabid reality TV star has admitted feeling a bit sorry for herself. 

BARACK Obama has been released from hospital after biting his tongue too hard around Donald Trump.

EU OFFICIALS say if Britain does not have a Brexit plan they can offer one titled ‘F**k Off’.

NIGEL Farage has admitted that he may accidentally have told Donald Trump he is Britain’s prime minister.

PRESIDENT-ELECT Donald Trump has confirmed plans to deport 318 million non-Native American immigrants.

NIGEL Farage will be Donald Trump’s high powered ‘go-between’ whenever the new president wants to eat some pizza.

A DONALD Trump supporter has acknowledged the president-elect’s call for national unity before registering the domain name for a white supremacist website.

A TRUMP supporter has voted to make the government stop ignoring him and completely screw him over instead.