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THE mutant guitarist from Mad Max: Fury Road has become the latest musician to reject an offer to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration.

DONALD Trump has used his Twitter account to threaten a nuclear first strike on Iran and to promote the rich, smooth taste of Bud Ice.

DONALD Trump has eased the world's nerves with a waffling speech like a man who'd just been hit with a spanner.

SEX claims against Donald Trump are ‘lightweight’ and do not even involve a farm animal, according to Britons.

PRESIDENT-ELECT Trump has placated critics by replacing son-in-law Jared Kushner as senior adviser with his 10-year-old son, Barron Trump.

A WEEK in Vegas has become a rite of passage for tosser blokes, it has emerged.

NIGEL Farage will wear a white dress and heels to serenade Donald Trump at his presidential inauguration, it has been confirmed.

FOGGY airports are the EU’s latest plan to hinder Brexit, it has been claimed.

THE prime minister endured the public humiliation of having to pull a Christmas cracker with herself at the EU’s Christmas party in Brussels.

RUSSIA has been hacking the Crufts computers to make all the weird-looking dogs win, it has emerged.