International

BRITAIN has said it will catch up with the latest Trump news after some strong stimulants.

NIGEL Farage is to rescue Donald Trump’s campaign by training the Republican candidate in the art of seduction.

WOMEN voters in the US have admitted that Donald Trump has really let them down.

AMERICA’S presidential candidates have clashed on live television - but who won the debate?

ADORABLE scallywag Prince George has been melting hearts in Canada by threatening to execute everyone.

DONALD Trump has apologised for his son’s ‘reckless and confusing’ use of non-literal communication in his presidential campaign.

THERESA May has persuaded US business leaders not to ignore the UK by begging pathetically.

DONALD Trump is in fine, thin-crust-loving shape, according to Dr Oetker.

US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she originally died in 2004, and has returned many times since.

HILLARY Clinton’s illness and Donald Trump’s improving poll ratings have led to a global upsurge in thinking happy thoughts about lovely things.