International

AUSTRALIA is the perfect trading partner for Britain due to being on the other side of the world, UK residents agree.

EVERYONE at the G20 summit finds Brexit hilarious, Theresa May has confirmed.

DONALD Trump is refusing to return from Mexico after discovering how much better it is than America.

BEASTLY common people in Magaluf are simply horrid, it has been claimed.

A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.

NIGEL Farage has told an audience of Trump supporters that the power to completely devastate the nation they live in is in their hands.

BRITAIN’S dominance of international pommel horsing is confirmation that Brexit will be a huge success.

CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.

TONIGHT’S 2016 Olympic Games opening ceremony in Rio is widely expected not to be as good as the British one all about us.

A WELSH family who scooped a massive lottery win decided to buy their country of birth, they have revealed.