DONALD Trump’s closest adviser is a small boy who is the biggest bullshitter in his school, it has emerged.
10-year-old aide Nathan Muir, who claims his dad has a Ferrari, is believed to be behind claims of a Swedish terror attack.
A White House insider said: “Nathan has totally captivated the president with wild claims about beating a crocodile in a fight and how he’s already seen the new Star Wars film even though it hasn’t been made yet.
“Even for a little kid he talks a lot of shite.
“He’s convinced Donald that Transformers is a documentary. It’s a worry.
“Every night they’re up late in the White House, discussing aliens and drinking shitloads of Fanta.”
Muir, who also claims his mum let him watch Saw 4 when he was seven, said: “My dad is a secret agent and he told me that Iran has a secret army of man-monkeys called humanzees. He showed me a picture but you can’t see it because it got deleted by accident.”
Donald Trump later tweeted: “I will protect American bananas from the hairy hand of the humanzee.”
