International

DONALD Trump’s announcement that he will leave his businesses for the presidency has left humanity terrified he is taking the job seriously.

EUROPEAN Union officials are astonished that Britain's Brexit plan goes all the way to the bottom of an A4 page. 

FIDEL Castro decided his life was complete after watching America destroy itself, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who think Fidel Castro was Che Guevara are mourning his death.

PRESIDENT-ELECT Donald Trump will play a saxophone set at his January inauguration despite never having played it before.

AN ALL-STAR concert to help poverty-stricken Britain has been scheduled for Brazil in 2022.

BRITISH sovereignty can only be saved by the UK becoming part of the United States, Nigel Farage has claimed.

BRITAIN has realised there is an obvious upside to making Nigel Farage ambassador to the US.

THE Japanese prime minister has confirmed that Donald Trump has seen a film about ninjas and remembers much of it.

THE woman who failed to stop the world’s largest military power falling to a rabid reality TV star has admitted feeling a bit sorry for herself.