International

NIGEL Farage will wear a white dress and heels to serenade Donald Trump at his presidential inauguration, it has been confirmed.

FOGGY airports are the EU’s latest plan to hinder Brexit, it has been claimed.

THE prime minister endured the public humiliation of having to pull a Christmas cracker with herself at the EU’s Christmas party in Brussels.

RUSSIA has been hacking the Crufts computers to make all the weird-looking dogs win, it has emerged.

DONALD Trump has launched a social networking site just for him and his insane followers.

SAUDI Arabia has welcomed Theresa May’s decision to criticise Boris Johnson on the basis that she must have cleared it with her husband.

A POPULIST politician who hates immigrants has shockingly lost an election.

DONALD Trump’s announcement that he will leave his businesses for the presidency has left humanity terrified he is taking the job seriously.

EUROPEAN Union officials are astonished that Britain's Brexit plan goes all the way to the bottom of an A4 page. 

FIDEL Castro decided his life was complete after watching America destroy itself, it has emerged.