International

AN American on a trip of a lifetime to Europe is hoping it will be crime-ridden, poverty-stricken and without air conditioning.

WASHINGTON’S reflecting pool is being repeatedly attacked by saboteurs. Trump would never make unhinged allegations without evidence, so the following people are definitely guilty.

THE world is trying to decide on an overseas territory it can award to Trump to satisfy his ambition to acquire one during his second term.

PRESIDENT Trump is putting his ridiculous petulant face on a $250 dollar bill for the exclusive use of his pals in organised crime. But what else could he put it on?

ONE of Trump’s few skills is simping for authoritarian bastards, and his trip to China is no exception. Here is how he's taking on a submissive beta role.

THE president of the US has been crowing about passing cognitive tests again, unrelated to daily concerns about his decaying mental state. He could also boast about these.

THANKS to the King’s visit, relations between the US and the UK have been restored for - no, scratch that, they are in the shitter again.