International

THE US is to livestream a man’s execution and promises that, unlike certain other recent executions, the victim will definitely die this time.

CHINA’S Xi Jinping has stunned rivals by bribing Trump with two adult panda bears. How are other world leaders going to beat that?

THE UK has drawn up a formal agreement to receive sovereignty over the Chagos Islands in return for giving Mauritius Piddington.

A US president’s suggestion that Ireland should reunify as soon as possible would have triggered riots, terrorism and political crisis if he were not a shite-spouting halfwit.

DONALD Trump has offered the public various recollections of his actions on September 11th, 2001. Finally he lays out his full timeline for the day.

TRUMP has discovered he can change names of places and annoy people. New Mexico is next, because of his racism, but any of these could follow.