International

Six convincing reasons why Trump has a bruised hand, by his press secretary

THE president has the greatest bruised hand in history, and the liberal media’s speculation about it proves what liars they are. This is how he got it.

Welcome to Trump Always Chickens Out: Geopolitical Edition!

HELLO at home, and welcome to a special international imperialist edition of Trump Always Chickens Out! I’m your host Mark Rutte, secretary general of NATO.

'It's a cup of tea people are saying is the greatest ever': Trump exaggerations in real life

TRUMP'S speech in Davos was almost entirely exaggerations and lies. So why bother with the truth in everyday life, which is much less important? Try the following.

Air Force One turns back after mid-air bowel explosion

AIR Force One has been forced to return to the US after a mid-air bowel explosion briefly blacked out the windows.

Student claiming to have visited Greenland on his gap year

A 21-YEAR-OLD who has never mentioned it previously is suddenly saying he spent a month in Nuuk during his gap year.

Your phone number, and five other things you should never give to Donald Trump

BEING presented with the Nobel Peace Prize will only stroke Donald Trump’s monstrous ego. Here are five other things you should never give him.