International

A BRITISH man living in Berlin has confirmed it is because he is better, both physically and spiritually, than those who have remained in the country of their birth.

A PARENT has told her children, in the light of the assassination of Lt Gen Kirillov in Moscow by exploding scooter, that she knew they were dangerous.

WHEW! Exaggerated sigh of relief! Being overthrown is stressful, so it’s great to be here in the refuge of the Kremlin where there is no cause to worry about threats to my life.

FRANCE has announced it has failed as a democratic republic and is to return to good old-fashioned monarchical rule.

PRESIDENT Trump has vowed to impose 25 per cent tariffs on the US’s closest neighbours and biggest trading partners. How will this ruin his voters’ lives?

BIBI here. Sometimes we all have to forego a foreign holiday, whether for budgetary reasons or being charged with war crimes. Here’s how to enjoy a ‘staycation’ just as much.

ISRAELI prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has instantly realised the jig is up and turned himself in after being issued with an arrest warrant.