International

Looking at radar in a parka: Usha Vance's Greenland holiday highlights

TODAY is the start of Usha Vance’s somewhat altered cultural holiday to Greenland. Here are the highlights of her new itinerary.

Trump imposes 50 per cent tariff on Sydney Sweeney

PRESIDENT Trump has learned Sydney Sweeney is single and acted swiftly to impose a 50 per cent tariff on her dating future.

'Have an obvious crush on your opponent': Trump's new Art of the Deal

TRUMP’S 1987 book The Art of the Deal portrays him as a skilled and savvy negotiator. Today’s meeting with Putin will demonstrate the updates he’s made since.

Which American goods should you boycott that won't inconvenience you personally?

THERE'S a growing movement to boycott American goods, but obviously you want to look principled without being inconvenienced in any way. Here's what to boycott and not.

EU announces 100 per cent tariff on shite American TV

EUROPE has imposed a 100 per cent tariff on the never-ending deluge of shit American television the world has spent decades drowning in.

Your guide to chortling gleefully at the Trump recession

PRESIDENT Trump’s incoherent economic policies look set to plunge the US, and the world, into recession. Here’s how to laugh at that.

'Not so clever now you can't defend yourself, are you Ukraine?'

UKRAINE is not as good at waging war now it is not allowed missiles or to know where the targets are, the US has mocked.