International

ARE you, like Trump’s America, ‘winning so much you really don’t know what to do about it’? Here’s what to do about it.

PRESIDENT Trump has declared all scientific or social progress made during the last 40 years to be null and void because it disagreed with his prejudices.

STUNNED the world by admitting to being a love rat while collecting bronze for the 20km individual biathlon? Fantastic honesty, but save it for these times...

TRUMP is complaining about a Canadian bridge damaging trade but if it was called the Trump Bridge he would love it. And he’d welcome these too.

YOUR grandmother is thrilled the Winter Olympics are back because 75 per cent of the competitors are white and the figure skating is lovely to watch.

THE Winter Olympics have begun, and as usual it’s simple stuff you would easily excel at if you lived in a snowier country. Which would you choose?

PRESIDENT Trump has fired off another spurious and lunatic lawsuit demanding one billion dollars. This is everyone he’s suing so far.