International

Six pricks who'll jump the queue to see the Pope lying in state

NOTHING brings out the world’s pushy knobheads like a lying-in-state, so expect to see these monsters make a mockery of open casket mourning at the Basilica.

How to start a war, by Volodymyr Zelensky via Donald Trump

HEY, I’m that Zelensky guy. Little guy, disrespectful, won’t wear a suit even when he’s meeting with your favourite president. Anyway, here’s how I started a war like a loser.

We ask you: What form of copium is MAGA taking today?

TRUMP’S flip-flopping on tariffs and the economic chaos he’s causing are forcing MAGA types to find coping strategies. So what sort of ‘copium’ are they taking today?

Tariffs cause devastating increase in mansplaining

US tariffs have triggered a catastrophic increase in the number of condescending men explaining what they are, economists have warned.

He's older than his average life expectancy, and other reassuring facts about Donald Trump

THE media likes to paint Trump in a negative light, but the US president isn’t all bad. Here are five positive things about him.

Brexit good for ten per cent off

THE UK’s extremely expensive Brexit has, nine years on, translated into a ten per cent off coupon with all valid retailers.