International
Argentina warned it will be disappointed by Falklands
ARGENTINA has been warned that if it ever does get its hands on the Falkland Islands it will wonder why it bothered.
Who is Natalie Harp? The woman who, please God no, for her sake, may be sleeping with Trump
ONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp?
Trump hid in catering truck to be served to Putin as delicious naked meat platter
PRESIDENT Trump was hidden in a catering truck so he could be served to Russia’s leader as a nude human meat platter, he has confirmed.
250 years of American independence: Was it worth it?
DESPITE Trump happening twice, America is celebrating 250 years of independence from Britain. But was it a terrible, regrettable mistake all along? Let’s weigh the evidence.
American comes to Europe hoping it'll be shit
AN American on a trip of a lifetime to Europe is hoping it will be crime-ridden, poverty-stricken and without air conditioning.