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DONALD Trump has offered the public various recollections of his actions on September 11th, 2001. Finally he lays out his full timeline for the day.

TRUMP has discovered he can change names of places and annoy people. New Mexico is next, because of his racism, but any of these could follow.

A FAR-RIGHT win in the Saxony-Anhalt region has the world asking when Germany will learn its f**king lesson.

ARGENTINA has been warned that if it ever does get its hands on the Falkland Islands it will wonder why it bothered.

ONE of President Trump’s personal staff who, nobody likes to think about it but it’s possible, may be having sex with him has come to prominence. Who is Natalie Harp?

PRESIDENT Trump was hidden in a catering truck so he could be served to Russia’s leader as a nude human meat platter, he has confirmed.