International

A US-UK trade deal means all British citizens must wear MAGA hats, have opinions on LeBron James and shoot paint cans in swamps. Alongside these conditions.

PRESIDENT Trump has informed Ukraine that their minerals deal only covers the good, useful rocks and all the worthless rocks must stay over there.

PRESIDENT Trump has celebrated his first 100 days in office with a series of rambling interviews, but what’s your highlight so far?

NOTHING brings out the world’s pushy knobheads like a lying-in-state, so expect to see these monsters make a mockery of open casket mourning at the Basilica.

HEY, I’m that Zelensky guy. Little guy, disrespectful, won’t wear a suit even when he’s meeting with your favourite president. Anyway, here’s how I started a war like a loser.

TRUMP’S flip-flopping on tariffs and the economic chaos he’s causing are forcing MAGA types to find coping strategies. So what sort of ‘copium’ are they taking today?

US tariffs have triggered a catastrophic increase in the number of condescending men explaining what they are, economists have warned.