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DONALD Trump has told the media the hours he spent with former employee and sex-trafficking victim Virginia Giuffre were a nice catch-up and nothing more.

TRUMP believes he has ‘an obligation’ to sue the BBC for ‘defrauding’ viewers. Here’s how that libel action cannot possibly work.

THE $1 trillion pay award given to Elon Musk will enable him to learn money cannot buy happiness on a scale never before imagined.

THE BBC has been accused of artistic savagery by editing out various rambling, irrelevant asides from Trump speeches even though they are his very essence.

CRYPTO billionaire and criminal Changpeng Zhao has been pardoned by president Trump, who has no idea who he is. These six have also been obliviously freed.

WE all feel sad when we see a disaster on TV, so how can you help without lifting a finger or spending any money whatsoever? Try these nominal acts of charity.

DECIPHERING Donald Trump’s stream of consciousness ramblings is increasingly difficult. Can you work out what these statements are actually referring to?