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8AM: Start the day with a photo of a 70-year-old man's penis. It has been taken in dim lighting, though not dim enough.

SOMETHING has changed between us and I think we’ve both sensed it. I’m not sure what exactly, but I think it’s to do with that awful Tuesday night.

REVELLING in Trump’s downfall is irresistible, but like drinking it needs to be done in moderation. Here’s how to pace yourself.

AS they head to vote in midterm elections, Americans have indulged in their tradition of sharing pictures of their darling guns at polling stations.

TRUMP’S Republicans face disaster in today’s elections, and last time that happened he denied it, a lot, until friends stormed the Capitol. What will he do this time?

BRITONS are regarding the riots and protests across Europe with confusion, yet to be certain if they are justified populist ones or bad ones by lefties.

YOU promised I could livestream an execution but now you’re saying I’m not allowed? That sucks and I hate you I hate you I hate you!