International

WE all feel sad when we see a disaster on TV, so how can you help without lifting a finger or spending any money whatsoever? Try these nominal acts of charity.

DECIPHERING Donald Trump’s stream of consciousness ramblings is increasingly difficult. Can you work out what these statements are actually referring to?

ISRAELI club Maccabi Tel Aviv have promised to send only fans who stroke puppies and present old ladies with bouquets of flowers to their match with Aston Villa.

COULD peace in the Middle East have been achieved without Trump being in charge? No, because I was willing to prolong war until he was.

THE decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan has been designated an act of war by the United States.

THANKS to his part in securing the Gaza peace deal, it is now your unavoidable duty to offer your sincere gratitude to this man.

IS China Britain’s enemy? And if it was, would we still pretend it wasn’t because we’re too small to do anything about it? We examine the facts.