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Six reasons why it's not Trump's fault he hadn't heard of the Strait of Hormuz

PRESIDENT Trump’s already-won Iran war is suffering some minor difficulties related the Strait of Hormuz cutting off global oil supplies. Which isn’t his fault, because...

Don’t WANT to play with army men now! Want BALLROOM!

SICK of army men! Army men BORING! Just big bangs and people with long names I can’t even say DEAD! Want to build arch and ballroom today!

Who is Mojtaba Khamenei? Quick, find out before he gets killed

IRAN has appointed Mojtaba Khamenei as their new Supreme Leader, but who is he and can you get to the end of this article explaining it before it becomes irrelevant?

Good TV ratings, Christian, not Iranian: Trump's qualifications to be Iran's next supreme leader

PRESIDENT Trump has announced he will directly appoint the next supreme leader of Iran, due to his delusions. These are the qualities he is looking for:

Secure them a minimum-wage job: How you can help a British refugee from Dubai

A WAVE of refugees from Dubai is coming, and as ever kind-hearted Britons will do anything they can to help. Here’s how you can give them a home:

America wins: Trump's one-point plan for war, broken down

TRUMP has not yet revealed his aims and targeted outcomes in conflict with Iran, because they are the two words ‘America wins’. We break that down.

'No home manicures? War really is hell' A Dubai-based influencer's conflict diary

WAR? Not my aesthetic. Not a fit with a brand based around being blessed, swimsuit collaborations and posing by infinity pools.

The Ayatollah Khamenei I knew, by Peter Mandelson

THIS weekend we lost a man who the world knew only by his rare public appearances, but one I was privileged to call friend. Despite our differences. 

Everything you already don't want to know about the Iran conflict

THE Middle East conflict has entered its third day, and there is already a huge amount you are deliberately avoiding learning about it, including all this...