International

THE Winter Olympics have begun, and as usual it’s simple stuff you would easily excel at if you lived in a snowier country. Which would you choose?

PRESIDENT Trump has fired off another spurious and lunatic lawsuit demanding one billion dollars. This is everyone he’s suing so far. 

THE president has the greatest bruised hand in history, and the liberal media’s speculation about it proves what liars they are. This is how he got it.

HELLO at home, and welcome to a special international imperialist edition of Trump Always Chickens Out! I’m your host Mark Rutte, secretary general of NATO.

TRUMP'S speech in Davos was almost entirely exaggerations and lies. So why bother with the truth in everyday life, which is much less important? Try the following.

AIR Force One has been forced to return to the US after a mid-air bowel explosion briefly blacked out the windows.