Food

A FAMILY of morons out for a bank holiday meal have asked their waiter why he is working today with puzzled fascination.

ARRIVED in a new town and walked into the first place you’ve seen? Here are the warning signs that it’s the worst restaurant within a 20-mile radius.

SOME food packaging is more impenetrable than Fort Knox. Here are ones you will always humiliatingly fail at trying to open.

RESTAURANT menus are riddled with pretentious, meaningless bullshit. Here are five examples that will put you right off your food.

A MOTHER has told her children that making three meals a day is just too much work for her so they are going down to two.

A COMPREHENSIVE survey of people who eat has concluded that no matter what the healthy say, a piece of fruit is in no way a dessert.

RESTAURANTS can turn normal people into raging bellends. If you're guilty of these, expect to find a nasty surprise in your meal.

GOING vegetarian is good for the planet and does wonders for your sense of self-righteousness. Here’s what you’ll receive when you make the switch.

IT'S never been easier to have food delivered to your door. Here's what your choice of supermarket delivery service reveals about you.

ARE you the kind of freak who loves eating hideous sloppy sandwich fillings when you could just have cheese and ham? Here are some horrors you’ll love.