Food

Starbucks unveil Christmas ham-flavoured frappuccino

AS part of their latest line of Christmas flavour beverages, Starbucks have announced a coffee that mimics the taste of an entire roast ham.

I'm not a very good vegetarian, says woman who eats meat three times a day

A WOMAN who describes herself as ‘not a very good vegetarian’ eats meat at every meal without giving it a second thought.

Middle class woman counts cheese as a hobby

A MIDDLE class woman has confused a potential suitor by counting cheese as one of her hobbies and interests.

Microwave popcorn, and four seemingly easy foods you always f**k up

DESPITE being embarrassingly simple to prepare, there are certain foodstuffs you'll always manage to screw up somehow. Like these:

How to make normal food mental, by a dreadful foodie

WE all need food to survive, but I like to make cooking and eating as needlessly complicated as possible. Here are my tips, writes foodie Helen Archer.

Middle class woman's porridge full of nonsense

A WOMAN eats a bowl of porridge each morning that is made up of 11 per cent oats and 89 per cent a load of other crap, it has emerged.

The seven modern wonders of the back of your fridge

THE back of your fridge contains a host of breathtaking sights and smells. Take a virtual tour of its wonders with our guide.

Amazing family cuts food waste to zero by only buying crisps and chocolate

AN inspiring family have reduced their food waste to zero by only buying bags of crisps and bars of chocolate, they have revealed.

Five exotic culinary ingredients that aren't as good as a potato

OTTOLENGHI has the middle-classes in a chokehold with his exotic foodstuffs but he evidently has not come across a potato. Here are five gastronomic marvels still inferior to the starchy king.

Walkers shortage may lead to Britain eating much better crisps

A SHORTAGE of Walkers Crisps may lead to Britons eating other crisp brands that taste much nicer, experts have warned.