Food

BLUEBERRIES, the small posh fruit that claims to be an antioxidant superfood, have huge egos and a superiority complex, scientists have agreed.

IN DECADES past, loving parents dished up these foodstuffs to their children and somehow they survived. You’d never give this shit to your own kids.

ONCE upon a time, pepper was pepper. Then gastropubs got their hands on it and now it’s cracked black pepper. Here's some other things they've buggered up.

THE government has conceded that Domino’s drivers are key workers and should be given priority access to fuel.

THE journey from Britain’s farms to the food on your plate is vital to keeping the country going. Here’s how it’s broken down irrevocably.

A COUPLE cannot tell if the pleasure of a friend's company outweighs the hassle of accommodating his allergies.

AN office worker who left his packed lunch at home is planning to swing by his local food bank for a sandwich, a bag of crisps and a Coke.

VEGANS due to visit your problematic, animal-product-filled house? Here's how to pretend you're as morally superior as them.

HIGH prices of fancy foreign muck post-Brexit means it's time for Brits to return to our world-beating condiments. Proud patriot Roy Hobbs explains.

JUST been to the supermarket? Bought a few lovely fresh things that are spending the journey home rapidly decomposing? These are going straight in the bin.