Food

A WAITRESS wants to know if a customer asking which meals are gluten free has a serious medical condition or is being a twat.

IT'S busy and there's a long queue of cars full of hungry people behind you. How can you cause them the maximum annoyance?

THICK CRUST, cheese-slathered, grease-soaked pizza is just better, the nation of Italy has been advised by the rest of the world.

THE dish pubs call ‘Dirty Fries’ is just normal fries that were dropped in the kitchen, it has emerged.

ANYTHING baked by small children is largely composed of human saliva and other bodily secretions, test results have confirmed.

YOU'VE smoked a couple of joints and now your stomach feels like your throat's been cut. Here's how to dine like a king when you're buzzed off your tits.

DESPITE the existence of supermarkets and Deliveroo, some older people still claim to like foodstuffs that were surely a result of wartime food shortages. Why not try these tasty treats?

COOKING can be fun and relaxing unless you’ve chosen fiddly as f**k ingredients. These five aren't worth the hassle.

ONCE you're over 18 you're embarrassed to be seen buying certain foods. These are the most shameful:

IS a meal out with your elderly parents looming? Here’s how they’ll take all the fun out of it.