Food

RESTAURANT menus are riddled with pretentious, meaningless bullshit. Here are five examples that will put you right off your food.

A MOTHER has told her children that making three meals a day is just too much work for her so they are going down to two.

A COMPREHENSIVE survey of people who eat has concluded that no matter what the healthy say, a piece of fruit is in no way a dessert.

RESTAURANTS can turn normal people into raging bellends. If you're guilty of these, expect to find a nasty surprise in your meal.

GOING vegetarian is good for the planet and does wonders for your sense of self-righteousness. Here’s what you’ll receive when you make the switch.

IT'S never been easier to have food delivered to your door. Here's what your choice of supermarket delivery service reveals about you.

ARE you the kind of freak who loves eating hideous sloppy sandwich fillings when you could just have cheese and ham? Here are some horrors you’ll love.

THE UK has confirmed that even if crisps cost four times as much as they currently cost, they will still eat them because they like crisps. 

THERE are times in any British person’s life which would not be survivable without the cool, soothing balm of tea. How many have you been through?

EVERY man loves to cook for his family under a very specific set of circumstances that occurs no more than three times a year. Here’s how to do it middle-aged style.