Environment

THERE is a reasonable chance Britain will still have electricity in two year's time, according to the government's long-awaited energy bill.

MAGELLANIC penguins, supposedly nature's most loyal animals, have a whorehouse on their migration route.

A WORLD in which bananas are the main thing sounds absolutely brilliant, it has been agreed.

HURRICANE Sandy is just an unfortunate bout of bad weather, according to America's right-wing clerics.

BBC star David Attenborough regularly filmed animals copulating, it has been claimed.

MEN-O-WAR sting swimmers then feel them up with their tentacles, it has been claimed.

THE environment has been accused of wasting taxpayer’s money on virtually useless plants and animals.

JUVENILE grouse Tom Logan is incredibly excited about the forthcoming grouse season, due to a misunderstanding about what is involved.

THOUSANDS of men have resumed their hobby of processing carp at man-made industrial carp holes.