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Britain to probably have some electricity

THERE is a reasonable chance Britain will still have electricity in two year’s time, according to the government’s long-awaited energy bill.

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Humans buying any shit with 'immune system' written on it

EVERYONE is freaking out about their immune system, it has emerged.

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