Environment
Storm Bert 'terrifyingly working-class'
THE UK is to be hit by a storm called Bert that takes five sugars in its tea, smokes indoors and wears a flat cap without a hint of irony.
The seven most infuriating types of climate change denier, ranked
CLIMATE change? No such thing, according to this bunch of contrarian knobheads confident they know best. Here they are, ranked.
Snow a lot less f**king wet in the movies
THE snow that provides a joyful backdrop to play-fights and declarations of true love in films appears to be a lot less wet, Britain has noticed.
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told
METEOROLOGISTS causing unnecessary panic by warning of snow in Britain when they mean Scotland and possibly Cumbria have been told to cut it out.
Northerners bloody glad they didn't go all the way to Oslo for a bit of red sky
NORTHERNERS who saw the Aurora Borealis last night are bloody glad they did not go all the way to Scandinavia for it.
