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PULP Fiction director Quentin Tarantino is suing himself for writing a screenplay clearly derivative of his earlier work.

THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.

THE Prince of Wales is being exposed to the working classes twice daily to bolster his immune system before he takes the throne.

FORMER England rugby captain Mike Tindall has strengthened his bid to seize the throne from Queen Elizabeth.

THE world's moviegoers are debating when they'll decide they can no longer stand actress Jennifer Lawrence.

THE one-year-old heir to the British throne has started his first term at Gordonstoun preparatory school.

POP star Mariah Carey will, once again, receive no Christmas presents from her family or friends.

THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.

TIME Magazine's prestigious Pope of the Year award has been handed to new-pope-on-the-block Pope Francis.

A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.