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ADRIAN Chiles has been dropped from ITV's football coverage after admitting he is undergoing a series of operations to become a badger.

STARS whose dresses were judged failures at the Golden Globes looked exactly like stars who were successful, it has emerged.

AFTER a lucrative 2014, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg believes he can afford to buy some formal clothing.

BUCKINGHAM Palace is working overtime to stop the public losing respect for Prince Andrew.

THE Queen will use her annual Christmas message to announce that she will never die.

THE security services are planning to discredit Russell Brand by having him caught in an affair with a disreputable young woman.

DOZENS have been killed since the outbreak of a vicious battle between Britain’s leading quite posh crime families.

PRINCE Harry asked every winner at the Sports Personality of the Year awards if they were holding marijuana.

THE Queen’s corgis have been left permanently changed after consuming vast quantities of magic mushrooms.

THE Queen is to let Prince Philip deliver the Christmas speech, mainly just to see what will happen.