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EVERYTHING stopped this weekend while the nation read the latest thoughts to come out of Will Self's massive brain.

A SENIOR US army officer has revealed he was hurt after Jeremy Clarkson pretended not to know him.

GUESTS on Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs are actually abandoned on a remote Pacific atoll, the BBC has revealed.

FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.

PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.

ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.

CHERYL Cole has described her marriage to a Frenchman as ‘perfect’, because they have no idea what they are saying to each other.

THE death of Tommy Ramone has left most people who wear Ramones t-shirts emotionally unaffected.

IRISH fans of country star Garth Brooks have been offered a stout BBC pundit as a replacement.

ACTOR George Clooney may break the habit of a lifetime and switch from the Daily Mail to the Daily Express.