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Prince Andrew commits perfect crime
PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.
Brand used a Mercedes, just like Hitler
RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.
Frost teases apology from God
GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.
I can't take it much longer without going insane, says proud dad William
PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.
These baby photos are very poor, do them again, says Britain
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been told to do new photos of Prince George because the first lot are dreadful.