Celebrity

Prince Andrew commits perfect crime

PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.

Brand used a Mercedes, just like Hitler

RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.

Frost teases apology from God

GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.

I can't take it much longer without going insane, says proud dad William

PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.

These baby photos are very poor, do them again, says Britain

THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been told to do new photos of Prince George because the first lot are dreadful.