ROLF Harris has been stripped of his honorary Stylophone.
The makers of the miniature synthesiser wrote to the sex criminal in prison demanding he return his Stylophone, including the little plastic stick you use to press the keys.
Harris advertised the instrument in the 1970s and was awarded a lifetime lease on the only Stylophone ever sold.
It was presented to him in an elaborate ceremony in Canterbury Cathedral, during which he pledged to ‘exemplify the Stylophone’s inherent humanity’.
A spokesman said: “Clearly that oath meant nothing to him. The Stylophone will now be returned to the Golden Vault to await the emergence of a worthy master who can wield it with grace and skill.
“We’re thinking Mick Hucknall.”
