Celebrity
YOU would not believe the size of Billy Bragg's house, it emerged last night.
TOMMY Sheridan was today facing the prospect of endless three-in-a-bed sex sessions with a variety of eager new friends.
BRIAN Thompson, the Grantham butcher who set up a website, has been chosen as 'Man of the Year' by Butcher and Meat Wholesaler magazine.
LIZ Hurley has announced the imminent closure of her relationship with Shane Warne.
BRITAIN faced a fresh pop crisis last night after it emerged that X Factor favourite Cher Lloyd has been behaving like a teenage girl.
CHERYL Cole dismissed claims of racism last night, insisting it has been years since she physically attacked a black person.
TROUBLED actress Lindsay Lohan is still highly do-able despite all the drugs, doctors have conceded.
DAVID Beckham has angrily denied claims he slept with a prostitute insisting he could only ever be unfaithful to his wife with a contractually branded tart.
THE Queen will today have soup and sandwiches at her Edinburgh home with an insane German criminal she met off a plane.
VICTORIOUS housemate Josie Gibson is to become 'home' for a tiny submarine carrying Celebrity Big Brother contestants, it has emerged.