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Now give us the baby, say Welsh
THE Welsh have demanded the royal baby be given to them so the initiation can begin.
Royal baby to be named 'Chunky'
THE royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have confirmed.
JK Rowling recorded two dubstep albums as Burial
HARRY Potter author JK Rowling has been revealed as the enigmatic dubstep producer Burial.
Murray knighthood would be like 'world's greatest dad' t-shirt
AWARDING a knighthood to Andy Murray would be a bit pathetic, it has been confirmed.
Zara baby to trigger civil war
THE announcement of a rival royal baby means that full-scale civil war is now inevitable.
Kate Moss designs range of nuclear missiles
SUPERMODEL Kate Moss has designed a range of nuclear missiles for style-conscious governments.
Popeye strong to the finish because of monkey hormone injections
SAILOR Popeye has admitted that his immense upper body strength is not the result of a spinach-heavy diet.
