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London does my head in, says reanimated Dr Johnson
THE newly-reanimated 18th century writer Dr Johnson is not enjoying modern London.
Queen 'landed with a sickening crunch'
THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.
Women 'not manly enough for Formula One'
WOMEN are not sufficiently manly to be racing drivers, according to Stirling Moss.
Vince Cable really into The Wanted
VINCE Cable criticised One Direction because he loves The Wanted, it has emerged.
Thatcher wigs sell out across UK
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.
Straight men challenged to actually have sex with Ryan Gosling
HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.
BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed
THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
