Business

MORE than 800,000 front row seats to watch London’s property market collapse in April next year have already sold out.

THE Bank of England has decided now is the ideal time to treat yourself to something expensive to enjoy until it is repossessed.

THE UK’s exit from the EU means the welcome return of the thru’penny bit and the half-crown, it has been confirmed.

CRATELOADS of sensibly-shaped bananas that were banned under the EU have arrived on British shores.

AN OVERJOYED Leave voter is celebrating the win and can catch up on all that financial stuff later, he has confirmed.

TESCO has announced plans to stop grudgingly allowing customers to weave through its all-night shelf-stacking sessions.

ORDINARY workers are torn over whether they would prefer being exploited by corporations inside or outside of the European Union.

MEDIA workers talking about ‘digital’ do not have the slightest clue what it is, according to new research.

SOFTWARE irritant Microsoft has added to its portfolio of woe with the purchase of LinkedIn.

A COMPANY yes-man has been sickened by his hypocrisy for laughing at a joke about his employer, it has emerged.