Business

IT IS too late for co-workers to ask an office temp what her name is, experts have confirmed.

SCHOLARS have found that Dante’s epic Inferno contained a circle in Hell for Black Friday shoppers.

THE government’s crackdown on letting agency fees is worse than anything that happened in Stalin’s Russia, letting agents agree.

PEOPLE who feel nostalgic about an old supermarket brand have been told to get a f**king grip.

THIS group of twats is working on something truly dreadful, it has emerged.

BRITAIN has asked retailers to cease their barrage of heartwarming Christmas adverts.

FACEBOOK has revealed plans to stop users telling lies about themselves.

THERE were joyful scenes in the offices of Wikipedia yesterday after the website received its first ever financial donation.

EVIL capitalist oppressors are furious after discovering workers will get 10 days off at Christmas while only taking three days' leave.

INFLATION has dropped because Britain’s economy is running with the same fingers-crossed uncertainty as a Vauxhall Nova with 200,000 miles on the clock.